[Andu]

Ok I was asked today if I was trying to revive the NWO. And first I said that that is what I wouldn't mind doing. But now that I think of it that is a stupid idea. The NWO is a thing of the past.

But the NWO did have a point. The world does need new leaders. Considering who was the last US president and who is lined up to be the next I have the feeling that every douche has a shot now. All you need is people like me in the background that spin everything properly. And why don't any of these spin doctors become president? Simple they are either too smart (yea overqualification because of a too high intellect ) and hence are a threat to other politicians or they are not charismatic enough or they don't bring enough private financial backing. Or look at France where this Sarkozy is president. Please don't get me even started on him. And you'll find people like that everywhere on this planet.

So it's time for a change. And change has to start here. I am herewith opening the Secret Dark Empire (SDE). Unlike the NWO there is a simple hierarchy. I'm the Emperor and therefore on the top and everybody else may find their place beneath me.

The goal is to gain world domination and change the way the world works.

Time to make the world a better place for everyone. Well everyone that feels like serving me obviously

Oh I almost forgot.

This post has been edited by Andu: 06 March 2008 - 04:52 PM

[leny3]

so if we join do we get chicken with that ?

[Dick_Manitoba]

I want to start a union drive to curtail, and eventually overthrow the despotic leader of this empire! Failing that, I want a board moderator to summon Birk, and have him state "This really isn't a good idea, especially since Andu is at the heart of all this... Sad to say, this will not do, so it's off to the Bin with this thread!"

[coluche]

I don't know

Though it is usually very well concealed, I hear the Dark Lord severely suffers from (progressive) senility.
Members capable of understanding Kölsch / German can see evidence here :
yotube ||| Starwars op Kölsch 2

yes, Birk, it posted here yesterday or the day before, so it is still alive

This post has been edited by coluche: 06 March 2008 - 08:10 PM

[leny3]

1. ANDU
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A word used by the Pakistani/kashmiri community which means best friend or bad boy or stand up guy or old skool or trustworthy. All of the connotations of the word depend on the circumstances and situations it is applied in. The word was born in the early eighties in Luton in Bedfordshire. Made famous by the then Bury Park Posse who bastardised a word from the Pahari language 'Gandu' which means someone who gets sodomised out of choice or force. 'Andu' then became the opposite of 'Gandu' to show the one who gets it done to him or her is less in stature than the one who does the act of sodomy. It then evolved and the meaning has now become common as described above.

http://www.urbandict...e.php?term=Andu F off

[bringiton]

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All you need is people like me in the background that spin everything properly. And why don't any of these spin doctors become president?

AHHHHH but this spin doctor has surrendered his anonymity, stepped into the light and proclaimed himself Oprah..... erm.... Emperor!!!
So that makes me start to look for who's pulling YOUR strings.... it's that bloody birk, isn't it!!

[Andu]

bringiton, on Mar 6 2008, 11:49 PM, said:

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All you need is people like me in the background that spin everything properly. And why don't any of these spin doctors become president?

AHHHHH but this spin doctor has surrendered his anonymity, stepped into the light and proclaimed himself Oprah..... erm.... Emperor!!!
So that makes me start to look for who's pulling YOUR strings.... it's that bloody birk, isn't it!!

That would be me hence me being the Emperor and not you the croc doc .


God people on this board are so boring. Where are all the fun people that used to hang out on here? Have you lamers really annoyed them so much that they all left? :[


Edit: Ok I admit that Lenard, the croc man and colouche are at least trying to the best of their abilities. Which are obviously limited :/

This post has been edited by Andu: 07 March 2008 - 12:22 AM

[bringiton]

Ming the Merciful aka Andu said:

That would be me hence me being the Emperor....

You're pulling your own strings?
If I believed that then 'Jihad George' Bush isn't controlled by Al Queda, Barack Obama isn't the front for a white supremacist movement and Luke Skywalker was really on the Dark Side!
So unbelievable must be true!!

This post has been edited by bringiton: 07 March 2008 - 01:11 AM

[Dick_Manitoba]

Andu, on Mar 6 2008, 08:18 PM, said:

God people on this board are so boring. Where are all the fun people that used to hang out on here? Have you lamers really annoyed them so much that they all left? :[

That species became extinct in OT with the fall of world order. The emule-project version of Black Monday... or did they off all those threads on a Tuesday? I cant remember which it was, but I do remember a distinct drop in posts here afterwards. You don't come around here nearly as much either

This post has been edited by Dick_Manitoba: 07 March 2008 - 02:27 PM

[Andu]

I still hover. It's just that the lameness has taken over and I hate to be the only person that makes sense. :[

It's really time to revive the old spirit. This board needs a secret organisation trying to take over the world. I'll have to see if I can get some of the oldies to return .

[Dick_Manitoba]

Andu, on Mar 7 2008, 10:24 AM, said:

I still hover. It's just that the lameness has taken over and I hate to be the only person that makes sense. :[

It's really time to revive the old spirit. This board needs a secret organisation trying to take over the world. I'll have to see if I can get some of the oldies to return .

I quite agree with you. All the rest of us morons should return to our little hovels, break out the marshmallows, and sing campfire songs to the glory of Andu. I wouldn't want to bore you without grovelling at your feet first in order to sate your desire to make us all feel smaller than you while you hover over us Dear me! Whatever happened to that puking happy face?!

Now... I of course will be here wondering who will start the anti-empire. I have no interest in doing it, but would prefer that someone stakes a claim quicker than you. Without it, it wont be the same.

This post has been edited by Dick_Manitoba: 07 March 2008 - 06:57 PM

[Andu]

Thanks for the appreciated but misguided sarcasm. I was just trying to say that the place is dying down. Even people like leny and bringiton are posting less than earlier. And with the amount of people with different views slowly deteriorating the OT section is losing some of it's charm. Different people with different humour, wit and posting style it all just added up to something special.

If you check the Friday Funnies thread it's usually the same 3-4 people posting and the general feel is the same. It gets interesting when other people occasionally show their face but it happens less and less lately.

But well why should I even try. Let the section die.

This post has been edited by Andu: 07 March 2008 - 07:58 PM

[leny3]

wow you must be upset :'( by what has happened to the OT&W and i do think that something like of old should be done BUT the way you put it over THE BE ALL AN END ALL dark lord it scars the pootoonie out of peeps so maybe if it was toned down a bit and maybe take control of the bing drinkers then we might feel safer to join ....CRAP i been reading to much new papers over here , i am starting to sound like them MP's

OK OK so is there going to be positions to fill in this world order of sorts ?

if so post them and then tell me witch 1 i can be

This post has been edited by leny3: 07 March 2008 - 08:12 PM

[Andu]

Finally someone that is making sense. You are free to chose any looney position you can think of as long as it remains sensible.

The court's jester comes to my mind in your case

[leny3]

Andu, on Mar 7 2008, 08:33 PM, said:

Finally someone that is making sense. You are free to chose any looney position you can think of as long as it remains sensible.

The court's jester comes to my mind in your case

me happy to be the jester of sorts , BUT a sensible jester errrm dont think 1 exists and probably never has

[Andu]

Yea I thought that 'looney' and 'sensible' in the same sentence seemed kind of paradox. But I hope you get my drift

You could also be my chief advisor in comedic affairs

[Smoke]

doh. you don't have the guts to lead something like that. period.

[bounty vb]

andu LOL'd

so much has changed

[Smoke]

oh hay - how're you doing, you drug doing piece of shit ?

[bounty vb]

aw smoke, you bunny killing lump of poo. everything is fine over here

everything okay?