Who Should Get The "golden Gonads" vote for your nads !
Posted 14 December 2010 - 06:44 PM
Actually I planned to say something earlier, but I thought leny had something more to say about this award but due to his arse problem I figured he had to run away in a hurry.
So I sat here and waited... and waited... for his return... and then I thought he maybe found something to read or he ran out of paper. After that I got tired so I went to bed.
Hope this explains it, mate.
And, no I haven't been down there yet. Still waiting for da money. I'm calling and calling, but nothing yet. Fortunately, I'm not the guy that give up things easily.
Posted 14 December 2010 - 09:53 PM
SHOW ME DA MONEY!! Mate you missed the fine print says they only pay you a $1 a week for life until the amount is paid or you die, which ever comes first!
Anyway it's not the best time as Queen Oprah and her Oprahites are running about here atm. She taped shows at the renamed Sydney Oprah House yesterday.
They stopped people climbing Uluru [our big red rock] few years back as it is Aboriginal sacred ground... Oprah flies in by helicopter for a private escorted climb / tour [though she struggled to get out of her limo so I don't know how far she climbed - maybe just choppered to the top?]. She is supposed to retire this year??? Probably run for President AND get elected... even if she stuffs it up everyone will get a new car out of it!
Maybe I should nominate Oprah for the Golden Gonads... she certainly has balls I give her that!
Posted 15 December 2010 - 10:10 AM
Anyway, can't nominate me cos I've got
BALLS OF STEEL!
So not strictly golden!
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Posted 20 December 2010 - 10:10 PM
We even had snow here in the 'Alps' and the drought has certainly broken with record rains and floods everywhere.
Global Warming?? Hmmppfff!!
End of Days maybe?
Posted 27 December 2010 - 10:09 PM
"Maintenant C'EST un couteau!" doesn't seem to cut it like 'Now THAT'S a knife!"... FAIL!
So I guess that makes Crocodile Coluche a WINNER...
Posted 29 December 2010 - 03:20 PM
I know where you got your supply of award gonads from now loon... most of our 11 had none. Stupidest little trophy in the world anyhow...
I nominate ElChele for 'Best Wishing a Happy New Year' award... wish everyone the same. I'll be VERY happy myself if the big new years eve lotto win comes my way...
Posted 29 December 2010 - 07:46 PM
if you search google for emule and vampire, you get posts mentioning vampire ass
great stuff!!!!! and why wasn't it around in the glory days of nwo and two ?
elchele - you trying to break tux's heart?
This post has been edited by xscarab: 29 December 2010 - 07:47 PM
Posted 29 December 2010 - 11:10 PM
Tux's is TRUE LOVE so his heart can't be broken...
ElChele's is TRUE LUST... if he was a dog he'd hump legs...
Searched for 'emule vampires' xscarab...
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Musta been a bad one if it let this one thru...
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This post has been edited by bringiton: 29 December 2010 - 11:31 PM
Posted 31 December 2010 - 03:59 PM
If you want an actual competition worthy of the contributors here, take votes for the chocolate nostrils or whining waffles.
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