[Nissenice]

leny3, on 19 November 2011 - 06:18 PM, said:

A man was caught taking upskirt photos of girls in Primark’s changing room. He somehow managed to get a shot right between the curtains

Makes me wonder who was shocked most. He or she?

[leny3]

Monty Python - Spam we could do with some of this lol

This post has been edited by leny3: 30 November 2011 - 06:07 PM

[Nissenice]

leny3, on 30 November 2011 - 07:07 PM, said:

Monty Python - Spam we could do with some of this lol

Thanks for this informative post. It help me a really lot.






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This post has been edited by Nissenice: 30 November 2011 - 08:38 PM

[leny3]

Nissenice, on 30 November 2011 - 07:32 PM, said:

leny3, on 30 November 2011 - 07:07 PM, said:

Monty Python - Spam we could do with some of this lol

Thanks for this informative post. It help me a really lot.






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lmao

[leny3]

I was at Tesco's buying a bag of chum dog chow , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the chum Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened i...n intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with chum Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer

[Nissenice]

A good one!

[leny3]

Nissenice, on 02 December 2011 - 03:10 PM, said:

A good one!

glad ya liked it , got another 1 ...........

Filling out job applications is so depressing. I was
filling one out the other day and I got to the part that
says "Sex."
Well, I prefer to 'F,' but I'm usually alone, so I had
to circle 'M'."

[leny3]

SPAM

[Nissenice]

Stone him! Stone him!

[leny3]

Nissenice, on 09 December 2011 - 03:40 PM, said:

Stone him! Stone him!

lmao

[leny3]

[leny3]

Google "what defines an English person" an we got Bio to thank for that

[Nissenice]

And what is Bio's role in it?

[Nissenice]

leny3, on 09 December 2011 - 07:23 PM, said:

Yuck! Like you wanna puke, isn't it?

Yay! Roller coasters... isn't that fun?...

This post has been edited by Nissenice: 09 December 2011 - 11:07 PM

[leny3]

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

[Nissenice]

An elderly man pondered whether his wifes hearing was deteriorating. One night he crept up behind the sofa where she was seated and said " Darling, can you hear anything?". No response. So he moved a bit closer and asked her again. Still no response. He then moved right up to her ear and asked again. She shouted "For the third damn time Albert, yes I can hear you".

[Nissenice]

Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelry Shop Where You Saw The
Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money
That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

[leny3]

Nissenice, on 14 December 2011 - 09:30 PM, said:

Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelry Shop Where You Saw The
Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money
That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

hahahahahahaha nickin that for FB

[Nissenice]

^^

" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. "

This post has been edited by Nissenice: 15 December 2011 - 05:34 PM

[leny3]

Nissenice, on 15 December 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

^^

" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. "

^^ ^^

Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car

This post has been edited by leny3: 15 December 2011 - 05:36 PM