What do you call someone who reads the punchline first?
Friday Funnys Or Mon Madness,tus Ticklers, wed wackys,thrus thunders,jokes
Posted 02 November 2011 - 04:07 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "About a gallon. "
This post has been edited by Nissenice: 02 November 2011 - 04:13 PM
Posted 10 November 2011 - 07:14 PM
1. You can talk to her about anything and she will stfu for once
2. She answers back and you can tell her to Fk off and get away with it
3. She dresses to please herself, not you , you can tell her to Fk off again an all still good
4. She finishes your sentences, again Fk off
5. You want your mum to like her , so when you tell her to Fk off she will have someone else to talk to
Posted 12 November 2011 - 04:22 PM
No, there will not be a new version of my mods. No, I do not want your PM. No, I am certain, use the board and quit sending PMs. No, I am not kidding, there will not be a new version of my mods just because of YOU asking for it!
Posted 14 November 2011 - 10:31 PM
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Posted 16 November 2011 - 04:19 PM
same here bud
Posted 17 November 2011 - 09:22 PM
Three people have sex is called a threesome...
Four people have sex is called a foursome........
now I know why they call me handsome
P.S not me Xscarab account must been hacked