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What do you call someone who reads the punchline first?
What do you call someone who reads the punchline first?
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Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:12 PM
It's Better To Be Ridicules Than Absolutely Boring !
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 04:07 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "About a gallon. "
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Posted 10 November 2011 - 07:14 PM
5 things that make a woman a keeper
1. You can talk to her about anything and she will stfu for once
2. She answers back and you can tell her to Fk off and get away with it
3. She dresses to please herself, not you , you can tell her to Fk off again an all still good
4. She finishes your sentences, again Fk off
5. You want your mum to like her , so when you tell her to Fk off she will have someone else to talk to
1. You can talk to her about anything and she will stfu for once
2. She answers back and you can tell her to Fk off and get away with it
3. She dresses to please herself, not you , you can tell her to Fk off again an all still good
4. She finishes your sentences, again Fk off
5. You want your mum to like her , so when you tell her to Fk off she will have someone else to talk to
It's Better To Be Ridicules Than Absolutely Boring !
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Posted 10 November 2011 - 09:10 PM
This post has been edited by leny3: 10 November 2011 - 09:10 PM
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Posted 12 November 2011 - 01:52 PM
It's Better To Be Ridicules Than Absolutely Boring !
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Posted 12 November 2011 - 04:22 PM
Lol, that one is neat!
I am an emule-web.de member and fan! Hate me or people will get suspicious about you! Ever wondered if it's all worth the trouble?
No, there will not be a new version of my mods. No, I do not want your PM. No, I am certain, use the board and quit sending PMs. No, I am not kidding, there will not be a new version of my mods just because of YOU asking for it!
No, there will not be a new version of my mods. No, I do not want your PM. No, I am certain, use the board and quit sending PMs. No, I am not kidding, there will not be a new version of my mods just because of YOU asking for it!
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Posted 14 November 2011 - 10:31 PM
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your Paingiver for you."
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 12:05 AM
leny3 said:
... Paingiver ...
cloned?
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 11:23 AM
Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the camel toe is NEVER acceptable...
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 05:56 PM
roses are cars - violets are buckets- this poem makes no sense - BOOBS 
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 06:07 PM
Top spammers in this thread lol
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 08:56 PM
leny3, on 15 November 2011 - 07:07 PM, said:
Top spammers in this thread lol
Lol, my account must have been hacked and I haven't noticed a thing.
Those darned hackers are skilled...
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 11:25 PM
leny3, on 15 November 2011 - 12:23 PM, said:
Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the camel toe is NEVER acceptable...
Thanks for the tip. If I against all odds sees one, I'll just keep my eyes on it. 
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Posted 16 November 2011 - 03:29 PM
Nissenice, on 16 November 2011 - 12:25 AM, said:
leny3, on 15 November 2011 - 12:23 PM, said:
Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the camel toe is NEVER acceptable...
Thanks for the tip. If I against all odds sees one, I'll just keep my eyes on it.
psml hahahahaha
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Posted 16 November 2011 - 03:30 PM
NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED: Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth... There u have it! ICE is lethal.
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Posted 16 November 2011 - 04:19 PM
Nissenice, on 15 November 2011 - 09:56 PM, said:
leny3, on 15 November 2011 - 07:07 PM, said:
Top spammers in this thread lol
Lol, my account must have been hacked and I haven't noticed a thing.
Those darned hackers are skilled...
same here bud
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Posted 16 November 2011 - 06:43 PM
proper impressive lead there loon.
left the rest (yep, even Bio) in your dust!
left the rest (yep, even Bio) in your dust!
Are we nearly there yet?
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Posted 17 November 2011 - 09:22 PM
Two people have sex is called a twosome...
Three people have sex is called a threesome...
Four people have sex is called a foursome........
now I know why they call me handsome
Three people have sex is called a threesome...
Four people have sex is called a foursome........
now I know why they call me handsome
P.S not me Xscarab account must been hacked
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Posted 17 November 2011 - 11:40 PM
Good old days of dial up
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 05:18 PM
A man was caught taking upskirt photos of girls in Primark’s changing room. He somehow managed to get a shot right between the curtains
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