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Posted 23 March 2006 - 08:51 PM
PropellerBrain, I'm impressed....... you have reserved parking!!!
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Posted 23 March 2006 - 08:56 PM
bringiton, on Mar 23 2006, 08:51 PM, said:
PropellerBrain, I'm impressed....... you have reserved parking!!!
Shouldn't laugh. Its not nice to take the mick outta the disabled! But I'll make an exception in p-brains case! 
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Posted 23 March 2006 - 09:13 PM
It's Better To Be Ridicules Than Absolutely Boring !
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Posted 23 March 2006 - 11:51 PM
Why don't we skip the fast forward ahead and just visit engrish.com?
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Math is delicious!
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Si vis pacem, para bellum DIE SPAMMERS DIE!
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Posted 23 March 2006 - 11:58 PM
PacoBell, on Mar 23 2006, 11:51 PM, said:
Why don't we skip the fast forward ahead and just visit engrish.com?
asso paco!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 03:30 AM
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 04:40 AM
OMGLOLBBQ! That's joke is the shite!
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Math is delicious!
MmMm! Mauna Loa Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias are little drops of Heaven ^_^
Si vis pacem, para bellum DIE SPAMMERS DIE!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:59 AM
LMSFAO pg good 1 
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 10:51 AM
Meh, doesn't matter to me if it's a dupe. I've never heard of it before. That one's going into my repertoire 
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Math is delicious!
MmMm! Mauna Loa Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias are little drops of Heaven ^_^
Si vis pacem, para bellum DIE SPAMMERS DIE!
Math is delicious!
MmMm! Mauna Loa Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias are little drops of Heaven ^_^
Si vis pacem, para bellum DIE SPAMMERS DIE!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 12:29 PM
xscarab i just love that last 1 cough spit
man i cant see for cryin
man i cant see for cryin
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 02:36 PM
FAQ, on Mar 24 2006, 10:39 AM, said:
Copy & Pasted!
All the jokes etc in this, or any other thread, are copied from somewhere else you numbnuts!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 05:40 PM
FAQ, on Mar 24 2006, 02:51 AM, said:
It looks like "Chingrish" for me.
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Math is delicious!
MmMm! Mauna Loa Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias are little drops of Heaven ^_^
Si vis pacem, para bellum DIE SPAMMERS DIE!
Math is delicious!
MmMm! Mauna Loa Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias are little drops of Heaven ^_^
Si vis pacem, para bellum DIE SPAMMERS DIE!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:06 PM
Who is Jack Schitt?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You
don't know Jack Schitt".
Allow me to enlighten you all!
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
i know jack schitt now
courtesy of uny from nwo
errm that not sound right did it
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You
don't know Jack Schitt".
Allow me to enlighten you all!
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
i know jack schitt now
courtesy of uny from nwo errm that not sound right did it
This post has been edited by leny3: 24 March 2006 - 06:11 PM
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:08 PM
Plagiarism at it's worse Leny!.....You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:10 PM
F**k! Copying it here is funnier than the actual joke! Nice one loon!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:14 PM
PG, don't encourage him. It's not big and it's certainly not clever!
Leny will soon feel the hand of correction, then he'll be sorry!
Leny will soon feel the hand of correction, then he'll be sorry!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:16 PM
Unyure, on Mar 24 2006, 06:14 PM, said:
Leny will soon feel the hand of correction, then he'll be sorry!
Erm, I think he'd worry more about your hands!
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:17 PM
Unyure, on Mar 24 2006, 06:14 PM, said:
PG, don't encourage him. It's not big and it's certainly not clever!
Leny will soon feel the hand of correction, then he'll be sorry!
Leny will soon feel the hand of correction, then he'll be sorry!
i give all grats to you
and it was more for the joke on FAQ
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 06:35 PM
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This?
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