[birk]

The New World Order

Sometime in the beginning of march 2004 a plan was concieved. One man decided to form The New World Order and many competent and visionary men and women soon followed and The New World Order was born. At an incredible speed The New World Order evolved from a little and insignificant idea to a way of life; one might even call it a religion and is successful to this day! There is only one definate goal of The New World Order and it is nothing less than galaxy domination and this goal is being fullfilled as this text is being written. The war started at the moon with heavy casulties and will take us futher out into the galaxy.
Many elements make it worthwhile to be a member of The New World Order. Just to mention a few: Swimming pools, snails, harems, an explicit sense of humour, entertainment, medical pharmeceuticals, ressurections, silly walks and alcohol just to mention a few. Either you are with us or you are against us so come and join us in making The New World Order the only dominant culture in the galaxy!

Please come and visit The New World Order online at www.tnow.tk for a laugh...

The New World Order has produced a little promotion video you can download. Please use the ED2K link and not the http one since the quality of the http one is really poor because of space problems. The ED2K file is set on Powershare release so you'll get it pretty fast since this is the only file I am sharing right now and soon more sources will appear!
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ed2k://|file|The.New.World.Order.(HQ).wmv|22043950|083A9E15A02616F70F3B9D10A4702F4E|/
The New World Order (HQ)
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I would really like someone else providing a mirror for the online file so I will not strain my host too much! Thanks!

The cabinet consists of these powerfull and mighty members:
President: ???
Minister of Health & Pharmaceuticals: fluke667
Minister of Information: Skyw4lker
Minister of War, Justice, Prejudice & Execution: CiccioBastardo
Minister of Permanent Outgoing Incomes: Epaminondas
Minister of Dogma, Thought & Belief: Andu AKA Dark Lord
Minister of Intelligence: Smoke
Minister of Strange Operating Systems & Sarcasm: Kry
Minister of Graphics & Design: Daan
Minister of Black & Hidden Arts: Skolnick
Minister of Spell Checking & Grammar: SlugFiller
Minister of Leniency & Fizz: Unyure
Minister of Food & Nutrition: Drizzit
Minister of Humorous One-liners & Tree Frogs: miscman
Minister of the Antipodes, Marsupials and Large Reptiles: bringiton
Minister of Mercenary Activities: lordpake
Minister of Timetravel & Other Drinks: leuk_he

Cabinet members on leave of absence:
Consultant to the division of Pharmaceuticals: kajka
Vice President and King: DonQ
Minister of Discontent: Kayfam
Minister of Pollution: Some Support
Minister of Harems & Entertainment: hOplaa
Minister of Swimming Pools, Snails & Coffee: emzc
Minister of the Exploration and Beta-testing of strange extraNWO strange living forms: eMuleeluMe
Minister of Semantics, Useless Waffle & Pussy( c)k(a)its: JayC30
Minister of Time-Waisting, Irrelevance & Green: just browsing
Minister of Personal Security to President Birk & Tax Collection: Ornis+
Minister of the Church & God, Tzar, Emperor: DarkStar723
Minister of Courtesy & P2P Applications: Stormit
Minister of Hookers: 007
Minister of Silly Walks: mindpirate
Minister of Trade: ShonenKnife
Minister of Ministers: MooseTea
Minister of Previsions: Quxan
Minister of Pimps: abc dem puppies
Minister of Madness & Tum-tidum: lcf
Consulate of Chaos & Anarchy: Dagoth Fry
Ministry of Shrubbery: boohb

Permanently Retired:
Founding President: birk
Minister of Finance, Internet, Fun & Peace: jetski

This post has been edited by birk: 06 October 2006 - 11:06 AM

[donq]

birk, on Mar 17 2004, 10:37 AM, said:

President is ofcourse taken!

Yeah, it's reserved for me

[h0plaa]

President Dong?

[birk]

donq, on Mar 17 2004, 12:04 PM, said:

birk, on Mar 17 2004, 10:37 AM, said:

President is ofcourse taken!

Yeah, it's reserved for me

Servants I think you have misunderstood me. I would prefer you adress me as President Birk of the United Emirates of Denmark! If not you will be imprisoned!

DonQ you can be my secratery of state and smoke I have reserved the defense department for you! Jetski you can have both the ministry of Finance and the Internet since they are so correlated. 40% of all takings go directly to the president! Some might say that is not fair but I don't make the rules I just follow them!

This post has been edited by birk: 17 March 2004 - 11:39 AM

[donq]

birk, on Mar 17 2004, 01:36 PM, said:

DonQ you can be my secratery of state

O what a bitter disappointment, I'm all in tears

PS. Some historic facts (not crying anymore ):
The national flag of Denmark is more commonly known as the Dannebrog. The name means "Danish cloth".
According to ancient tradition, the flag was not made by humans but fell from the Heavens during the battle of Reval (modern day Tallinn in Estonia), in 1219.

President Birk, are you alien?

[birk]

You got me Vicepresident DonQ. You know our great country's history better than I (Google?). I remember fractions of that story but with year and everything! Fom now on you shall recieve 10% of everything our great state earns!

And for the alien part. Aren't we all?

This post has been edited by birk: 17 March 2004 - 01:45 PM

[fluke667]

hi P.B.o.t.U.E.o.D

you need to gain territory fast due to global warming
how much is the highest "mountain" in denmark above sealevel ?

[birk]

fluke667, on Mar 17 2004, 02:04 PM, said:

hi P.B.o.t.U.E.o.D

you need to gain territory fast due to global warming
how much is the highest "mountain" in denmark above sealevel ?

Thought about that aswell. Since the highest peak in Denmark is somwhere below 200 meters (180 or something I think) above sea level I need some new terrotories! I'll deffinately take over the alpes since I love skiing but I need oil too. Maybe an invasion of Iraq is in order. Othervise I'll keep my military plans under wraps so that no one can escape me and my army of killer fish!

Btw I might take asia too because of the food. Just a thought...

[donq]

birk, on Mar 17 2004, 02:22 PM, said:

You know our great country's history better than I (Google?)

Of course Google (actually I searched for some ancient Danish flag, didn't find, probably there are none , but found facts above). Fortunately word "Denmark" isn't banned yet (unlike K-Lite), but following your actions - soon it will

Back to topic - I like Hong Kong flag too

[birk]

Hong Kongs flag is pretty nice, your right!

Maybe it is time I lay of all suger or caffein related products? Some might say I'm loosing it!

This post has been edited by birk: 17 March 2004 - 01:49 PM

[h0plaa]

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I would prefer you adress me as President Birk of the United Emirates of Denmark!

You silly dane, emirates are ruled by emires, not by presidents.

[donq]

Presidents, emires - who cares. Denmark is kingdom, after all

[h0plaa]

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Presidents, emires - who cares.

I would, as a president you get 1 fat intern to give you a blowjobs,
as a emire you would have access to harem....think, what is better?

[birk]

donq, on Mar 17 2004, 06:58 PM, said:

Presidents, emires - who cares. Denmark is kingdom, after all 

Spoken like a king! You have the throne in my new world dominant country if you want. The precidency is still mine though!

Atleast DonQ is backing me in my vision! He is visionary...

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I would, as a president you get 1 fat intern to give you a blowjobs, as a emire you would have access to harem....think, what is better?

Since I intend to change the world order I have decided that Presidents can have a harem too!

This post has been edited by birk: 17 March 2004 - 06:21 PM

[birk]

jetski, on Mar 17 2004, 07:21 PM, said:

As Minister for Finance I have to say that you may have a point, but at the same time think of the cost of wear and tear on the Virgins in the Harem, could be expensive!

Still sitting here laughing!

[h0plaa]

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As Minister for Finance I have to say that you may have a point, but at the same time think of the cost of wear and tear on the Virgins in the Harem, could be expensive!

As a young enterprising Minister of Finance, you shurely will find a ways to make
harem profitable...
*hint:security cameras

[Daan]

Hey stop talking about harem !
This topic is about two china's !

[h0plaa]

Who gives a flying f*** about china or how many of those things are there?
Harems on the other hand is quite intresting subject for a civilized discussion.

[birk]

h0plaa, on Mar 17 2004, 09:56 PM, said:

Who gives a flying f*** about china or how many of those things are there?
Harems on the other hand is quite intresting subject for a civilized discussion.

China? Is that some sort of food?

Harem's is for men with visions. If my Minister of Finance say go I will invest im harems for the intire cabinet and maybe some others!

[Bloody Angry]

Congrats, you succeded to be completely offtopic in the offtopic forum.

Under a normal circumstance, I guess that threads like this had been skyrocked to the BIN for a few days ago.

I guess that the moderators are sleeping.